On Size...

While playing at the McDonald's play area:

Caleb (6): Mama! Come up here and play with us!

Me: Uh...well, I think I'm too big, Buddy.

Caleb: No you're not. You're just medium!

Overheard At The Park...

To a small group of kids playing at the park...

Noah (3): My name is Noah.... ya, I live on the Ark.

Jonah (3): I'm Jonah. I live in Lewiston.

Just The Necessities

Me: Okay, Daddy and I are heading out to run some errands...

Caleb (6): I could use some spray on shoes.

No Worries

As we were getting ready for church, Caleb was really into playing with the big Firehouse that Grammy got the boys for Christmas....

Me: Caleb, it's time to head to church.

Caleb (6): But I want to keep playing with my Firehouse!

Jonah (3): Don't worry Caleb. Santa won't come and take it back. It'll be here when we get home.

But Will He Get Paid?

Tonight at dinner..

Me: Hey, Guys... You know what we haven't done for awhile? Your job chart! You can earn some extra stickers for your chart if we go back to the job chart...
Jonah (3):I'm doing my job.
Me: Really? And what job is that?
Jonah: Doing my tricks.

What The Tooth Fairy Brings...

Our Big Boy is just now getting a few loose teeth... Not super wiggly, but getting there. He is super stoked about it, since his 'very best friend, Macy' has already lost 8 teeth. So yesterday...

Caleb (6): Mom... my teeth are getting wiggly, then they'll fall out and I'll have pukas in my mouth!
Me: That's right! Then, what will the Tooth Fairy bring you?
Caleb: Big teeth like my Dad's!
Me: Your a cheap date, Buddy.

Famous!

The Set-Up:
Yesterday during church, we had just finished the music, and Brian was stepping up to the podium to do the scripture reading...

Brian: Would you please open your Bibles to the book of Jonah...

From the middle section of the pews, we hear a series of 3 loud gasps!

Caleb (6): THAT'S YOU, JONAH!

Noah (3): Wow! That's You!

Jonah (3)... A wide eyed, proud look overtakes him...

The entire church giggles.

He Has Common Sense~

Noah (3): Mama... You don't need a stop watch. You need a GO Watch.